My family tree must be a pecan because it is full of nuts.
Old genealogist never die, they just lose their census.
Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
"Sure, a real job would be nice, but it would interfere with my genealogy!"
So many dead men! So little time!
Who's in charge of washing the Family Group Sheets?