Murphy's Law AG00013_.gif (7874 bytes)
    The will you need is in a safe onboard the Titantic

    You finally find the wedding record for your gggrandfather only to discover he married Mary SMITH whose father was John SMITH and mother was Mary JONES!

    You have finally found the information you needed to solve the family mystery you have been working on for 2 years and your elderly aunt says " I could have told you that!"

    You find an old family photo album and upon close examination, there are no names on the pictures.

    You learn that your great grandmother's family bible (passed down through the family for 3 generations) was sold at an estate sale in New York City.

    You find  your family in the census and write to the county where they lived for 40 years, only to receive a letter stating all the county records burned.

    You learn there is a county history on microfilm of the county your ancestors originated.  It has 16000 pages and is not indexed.

    The public ceremony in which your distinguished ancestor participated and at which the platform collapsed under him, turned out to be a hanging.

Where is that guy Murphy anyway??
I really do have a few things to say to  him!